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maybe i should go dig and hide in a cavern hole and come out maybe next year.
i think no one would even had noticed i was gone all the while.
harhar.
anyway why not go listen to R.Kelly's greatest poetic exposition ever =)
jeh
11:09 AM--
part 2
part 3
part 4
jeh
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:)
harhar.
(:
jeh
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:)
jeh
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it's been one week since i was thrown out from my previous vocation. the feeling really sucks. i really loved my previous voc very much. it was like home to me. argh. sigh. nevermind. The horrendously audacious green army car came to pick us up together with Clerk, Driver and an accompanying DXO all thrown in for free. i felt so tremendously sad i think tears were welling up in my eyes. That pathetic-excuse-for-a-car eventually crawled its way back to Mowbray Camp and the first person i saw staring at the GP car was K H MAK that knnccbnnbllj! his face was smiling from ear to ear. It seems that misery loves company. like how bad is it; as soon as we came back we were immediately arrowed for guard duty! in this wonderful company it seems everyone gets struck by GD like it's a free flowing buffet lunch. there are champion winners who actually did 4 duties in 2 weeks already. sigh. sighing is bad.
we were imagining how life would be like when we left sickening ns and came back for reservist every year. going into old age, going outfield with all sorts of nonsense like bringing along a rice cooker and ordering pizza in the jungle. (!!!) and bitching about the stupid training and getting plagued with real or imagined illnesses. Lol. i can totally foresee someone like Vishnu doing that limping along with his paikah knee hahahahah. i can see why the army is the organisation with people who curse and swear a whole lot damn much. it seriously is a sucky place and doing that somehow helps alleviate the atrousity of it.
jeh
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literally.
jeh
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its been a long time since i used that word.
anyway in the meantime,
=)
jeh
10:39 AM--
=)
jeh
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it also means i'll be back to yew tee staying at the madhouse again and getting tekan like nobody's business as the lowest lifeform organism in the whole of choa chu kang.
even though its only been a week but i really LOVE Gombak very much.
this song is specially for my shortlived stint at gombak.
The Importance Of Being Idle
I sold my soul for the second time
'Cos the man He don't pay me
I begged my landlord for some more time
He said "Son, the bills are waiting"
My best friend called me the other night
He said "Man - are you crazy"
My girlfriend told me to get a life
She said "Boy - you lazy"
But I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it
Hey Hey
I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it
Hey Hey
I lost my faith in the summer time
'Cos it don't stop raining
The sky all day is as black as night
But I'm not complaining
I begged my doctor for one more line
He say "Son - words fail me"
It ain't no place to be killing time
I guess I'm just lazy
BUT I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it
Hey Hey
jeh
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Shaun must be fuming pissed after I decided to indulge in him my opinion on the typical customer profile of a 100 Plus drinker.
For obvious reasons i wont say it there but i'm sure you can easily deduce what i told him (:
anyway since we're on the topic of being typical here, let's see more of such idiosyncrasies we have on this typical red dot island.
i bet when you were in pri school, you had classmates (or even you yourself!) who were HUGE fans of the Spice Girls. and everybody listened to teeny boppy i love you you love me Pop. thats quite gross, come to think of it.
and life in this Red Island is pretty darn predictable. every few years the result of each general election is always the same. the S-league (no matter how much bloody $$$ it wastes on hopping-stone 'foreign talent' football stars) always keeps pestering our lives, hogging airtime on tv with matches that no one's interested in watching (at prime-time!). someone's gotta pay for their loserly airtime on tv.
little wonder why GST is rising.. anyway, off to a less serious and sans political note. infact this next one is damn hilarious if you can understand what i'm writing here. hahahaha.
ever wonder why despite the numerous brands of mobile phones and the thousands of different ringtones available, actors and actresses on local tv ALWAYS have the same phone, same brand, same ringtone and same colour! it's like as if it were the only tv-sanctioned phone they were allowed to use hahaha.
you know it's pretty damn easy to spot Singapore's Enemies. its so easy that i think NS should be stopped straightaway. It's really a no-brainer to spot the potential enemies of SAF (ie SAF's 'mock enemies'). They wear their uniforms inside-out and ALWAYS wear a white ribbon round their helmet. HAHAHA.
and i'm growing old at a fast rate. of only 20.
its so utterly narcissistic and vainpot but when i look at my old pictures and photos they were so.. nice.
compare it to the one on my military ic and you're see.
jeh
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and i wish mindef would send me to like a place nearer to my home can. travelling time of 2hrs++ everyday seriously has a toll on you. it saps the joy out of booking out everyday. heh. but alas i-know-i-am-only-a-lowly-lifeform-private, so i'm actually very thankful for sucha wonderful vocation (: it's great. really.
jeh
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Been posted to Gombak Base. What we do there is to provide security to Mindef HQ, nicer word is called ‘Protection Of Installation (POI)’, in layman terms it just means guard duty. So for the rest of my 1 year and 8 months, I shall be doing guard duty based on 4 shifts (mounting, dismounting, training & mounting Day). Mounting is 24 hours, dismounting is off, training is 7am to 6pm, mounting day is 8am to 5pm.
My duties will start after Christmas, from now till then I am called an On-Job-Trainee (OJT) and it is 8am to 5pm till my duties start. And the food there SUCKS, just as I thought Kranji Camp food was bad enough.
Okie thats basically all I can disclose.
jeh
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harhar. basically this non-partisan bystander was just looking for an lcd screen at that panic mania and cash-fleecing pcshow when i met this salesgirl named Jessie. she isnt very high so it was quite funny the way that she had to keep eye-contact with me by tilting her head so high up towards the sky. hoho and i'm not very tall fyi. as a matter of fact when i'm in camp i think i'm like just a 318i among the merZ and beemers around. it kind of stunned me that she could even explain chim chim technogibberish like contrast ratio and 700:1 (?!??) which i totally have no clue about haha. i was like hurrh. the way to an innocent bystander is simply lip smooching and butter slapping your way through. gah. and i was nearly bowled over by her.
heheh but i win :P i didn't get anything.
I don't know if you get it, but this sign seems real darn funny to me. Instead of naming the place the Canon Repair Centre, they opted for this instead:
Canon Redemption Centre
yes i know the dire constraints and desperation of having to go there.
hahahaha!
jeh