Sunday, April 29 3:46 PM
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Just yesterday night i was standing at the rear MOS carpark entrance with my gaybuddypartner of 4yrs and there was one thing i observed abt those people going there. what a disgusting gross sense of fashion they have? it's like as if i was on the set of Mars Attacks. it was a case of VERY BAD make-up and very bad dress sense. its like. YUCK. what the hell are these people thinking. it was like as if they just crawled through a sewer and landed up there. the only thing missing were a swarm of flies to accompany them everywhere they go. ah well anyway heck it. if i were the owner of MOS i'll won't give a flying (: about how awful they look. when i saw them the 1st thing i thought was $ signs floating above their heads hahahahahah. cos seriously you gotta have 1. damn deep pockets 2. the insanity to work yr ass off and blow it all on that 3. a blasphemous moral standard to even steal money to do such things (and worse still to take money from yr own parents) to even walk through the door. each person passing through would correlate to an MR of $50 to revenue. argh why cant i set up a business like that. damn. why didnt i think of it earlier. i could make like $10k a night!
anyway i had a rare meet up with my srjc classmates and the girls were (quite expectedly) bored out of their toes to hear all they boring ns army talk from they guys. actually. i'm bored of that too. haha. anyway one of them came to a conclusion and wantonly exclaimed that all army boys are all desperately itcing to get laid.
i wouldn't deny that but to a large extent it is quite true..
and i bought a SINGAPORE shirt from one of those tourist shops for only $3.50 heheh. it might look whorishly obiang but i absoulutely love the impression it leaves on people who see it hahahahahah.
jeh
Friday, April 27 10:48 PM
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this is so sad. i think no one wants me. EVEN NIE HASNT CALLED ME FOR AN INTERVIEW! argh shit. it's not like as if my results are super terok loh. i better start being prepared haha.
i'm starting to like MP quite alot. and i found out that i grew my 1st ab muscle today! hoho i now have a 2 pack (: after much blood and tears from Grand Master PT Kang.
i have 2 pack you dont have hahahahah.
jeh
Saturday, April 21 6:21 PM
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have you ever noticed what life is really all about. i can't. is it all about being loved, popular, wanted and in demand. having someone to hold yr hand all the time. or is it about enjoying what this world has to offer. theres so many people in this world that you've yet to meet but yet everyone fails to realize that..all being caught up in their own cliques and comfort zones and all. why i'm saying this is because of this moment of nevana i had 2 days ago at the Live firing area in Tuas. It's called Temple Hill (how conincidental haha) and it made me realize that although this tiny island is so darn small, its actually quite a beautiful place. just that the majority of us are all cooped in hdb estates so we dont get to see the sunrise and singapore's own 'countryside' from up so high. From that spot we could see the 2nd link, the cars and lorries all lined up like an anthill and malaysian fishermen rowing their boat. the traffic literally looked like tiny matchbox cars crawling about and the weather was WONDERFUL imagine being able to breathe in fresh air from up above and literally touching the clouds.. you could even smell the dew in the air.. the nearest road is like 2km away so the air was incredibly clean i think an asthmatic would never need his inhaler there hahaha. Probably one of the best outfields i ever had.. except for the herculean sized mosquitoes.
jeh
5:26 PM
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damn it. almost all my posts all got something to do with army.
what can one do when your whole life (6/7 of it) revolves around that secretive organisation. shit lah. there's alot of thigns troubling me right now and i have no bloody idea how to resolve it.
"aiya f*ck it lah." - THE ONE solution that army had always taught me and it works for ANY kind of conflict you have hahahahaha!
jeh
Sunday, April 15 11:02 AM
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another week passes and its time to prepare going back to that madhouse again to live with those clowns there. its nice to know that i'm nearly halfway through the course.
mandatory 'blogging'. i'm not kidding you they really force us to write it everyday!
jeh
Friday, April 6 12:30 AM
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i saw a lao chio today in camp.
ok i know alot of you are having bizarre question marks surrounding your head right now after reading that. EH but i really saw a LAO CHIO female officer in the cookhouse today. Captain somemore. That's like what. 6 times my rank loh. haha. she isnt exactly super youthful, i wld say she prob wld be in her mid to late 30s. hey if my wife were like that at that age i'll already be very happy (:
on the other hand there's a saying that a man's eyes become blind in camp.
that's why objects (and sometimes 'other things') get shot at while at the Live firing area. i shall not divulge on that cos it's classified and i can get my ass in jail for saying it here. really no kidding.
jeh
