jeh

Sunday, December 25 11:48 PM

bad karma
yesterday,no today at 3.14am ms thiang sent an sms to me replying to something i sent to her earlier. and well she seems to know abt my predicament and she told me abt sunshine being everywhere. then i rmbr another one where x told me something about the whole thing relating to luck. i dunno but that's so damn corny. what has it gotta do with luck. tell me why huh why why why. argh. perhaps it's bad karma. i so damn know how SM feels like now. 2 'ex-es' 2 rejections i should change my name to noah and start building a giant ship before embarking on a round the world trip. it'll be nice if all b***hs, s*uts, gigolos, morons and bastards could be wiped out from the face of the earth. It'll be an utopian ideal to have a society where people live honest and harmonious lives. seriously why, why do i seem to be a lightning rod for all these saddening consequences to always befall onto me. i don't smoke. i don't do drugs. i don't cheat. i've never intentionally harmed anyone. i'm environmentally pro-green. i don't mistreat animals. i commit to abstinence yet why man why. why must my deadliest october red/chapter eleven/worst case scenario always seem to happen. why jesus why. why allah why. why confucious why. and oh yeah, happy birhday, jesus. it's prolly impolite to come bitching and moaning to you on your birthday bash. sorry abt that.

jeh

Saturday, December 24 1:37 AM

nobody's perfect. or is it?
i just realized something.
sr girls actually look quite... nevermind.
just that something's wrong somewhere.
but on e other hand, everyone has a lil problem SOMEWHERE. haha. perhaps some are just more nimble and hiding it than others.

or as what ms thiang once said; what they don't have here they make up for it here.
do not ask me in which area/direction was she pointing at. =)

jeh

Thursday, December 22 7:50 PM

now you know.
don't believe corny Die Hard: With a Vengeance movies ever again.

jeh

Wednesday, December 21 2:42 PM

CNN
Crisis News Network.

The widely known and watched news station on TV, CNN, which ACTUALLY stands for "Cable News Network", will take almost any subject, and will over-exaggerate it to death.

Most of the time, running news stories for weeks at a time.

CNN will also take any subject, and try and create news off things that are connected TO the subject, but talk about things that have no relation to the point
"Breaking news, catasrophe in downtown Toronto, a Go-Train has stopped 50 meters from the station. Police don't know what caused the incident, but noone was believed to be hurt. Foul play has been ruled out."

"Now Tom, the Go-Train rides on a 5 inch thick electrically charged super-conducting alloy correct?"

"Yes that is correct Dave"

"Can you tell us the chemical composition of that metal over the next 20 minutes?"

"Coming up next on CNN, the pope coughs, fear sweeps over the nation."
Source: Tree-Fitty, Canada, Jul 23, 2005

sourced from the urban dictionary.com

jeh

1:24 AM

don't be fooled by porknay. she curses like a sailor and sends m0ng to prudent cherry-free little boys.

this conversation was overheard a few months ago:
"hey fanny!! i haven't seen you since pri school!"
LOL. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THE YEARS IN-BETWEEN MAN. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

This was seen available at a food stall in Taka basement one month ago. Cost: $3.50
And for all u mad randy lunatics out there who thought this was the world's cheapest waist-shake, it was a freakin bowl of noodles offered by a (it claims to be) Japanese (?!?!) shop.

[?] can be sucha =) waving his BBC turd in typical eddowes fact style. His curly muffs just grosses people out.

Don't be a sad JohnEddowes like him.

jeh

1:08 AM

why do people..
pluralise and add an 's' to the word "stuff"?
"Have you found my stuffs?"

v. stuffed, stuff·ing, stuffs
v. tr.
1.
1. To pack (a container) tightly; cram: stuff a Christmas stocking.
2. To block (a passage); plug: stuff a crack with caulking.
3. Basketball. To block (a shot or an opponent who is shooting), especially before the ball leaves the shooter's hands.
2.
1. To place forcefully into a container or space; thrust: stuffed laundry into the bag.
2. Sports. To shoot (a ball or puck) forcefully into the goal from close range.
3. Basketball. To dunk (the ball).
3.
1. To fill with an appropriate stuffing: stuff a pillow.
2. To fill (an animal skin) to restore its natural form for mounting or display.
4. To cram with food.
5. To fill (the mind): His head is stuffed with silly notions.
6. To put fraudulent votes into (a ballot box).
7. To apply a preservative and softening agent to (leather).

As you can see, stuff here is used mainly as a verb. i.e, i stuffed my face like francine.
'Stuff' is generally considered to be a collective term to signify a group or collection of assorted things. Much akin like the word 'money'. French, german, malaysian or chinese money, they're still money. Although there is a pluralised form of the word (monies), it is simply awkward to go around saying "hey man. i've got a whole collection of monies at home." So similarly, it simply sounds awful to say "hey man, i've got a whole collection of stuffs at home."

while you ponder about that, have a flying car.

jeh

Tuesday, December 20 8:01 PM

an old, obscure photo
being so ****ing sian of doing lit hw, (or trying to do it) i logged onto hi5 which i haven't done in almost a year. Lol. And i found a damn old photo i took during my short-lived overseas stint in germany.

jeh

Monday, December 19 12:08 AM

my contract's ending wohoo yipee =) it's abt less than 2 mths left now and i'm pretty convinced i dun need a incoming call line anymore haha. back then i was like. wow. i had msgs and calls pouring in like loads in a single day. Lol now my hp's become a deaf mute. Not that i sad abt that but well yeah circumstances have changed so much that i no longer receive so many calls and smses that i can give up this line. byebye sickening contracts hello M card =) and M card's gettubg a hella cheaper now. WTH last time M card talktime was freakin 31 cents a minute. serious. tt's daylight robbery la.

jeh

Sunday, December 18 5:34 PM

2 yrs past
while many of my peers who walked through that familiar blue gate are now rejoicing (without any guilt, i hope) i'm still stuck in this place man. it isn't that sr is a hellhole, but it sucks when you see everyone's all gone ahead with their next set of plans and stages of life while you're still stuck on the ground. it's like. okay. 2yrs have gone but i'm still only HALFWAY there. struggling halfway.
one more year of early wake ups.
one more year of unreasonable assignments and mental torment.
it's driving me up the wall. i can't even think straight for sake! i'm starting to like forget certain details and phone nos. and i really gotta apologize to all those people whom i always start bugging and pizsing when such overwhelming forces blow my sanity to bits. =)

school just sucks.

jeh

Saturday, December 17 3:20 PM

english numa numas
just when you're about to crack and lose ur marbles from those 2 sickening lit projects, another set of insanity-inducing "songs" come along to make you just feel like you wish you never had ears at all.

hello, hello
it's me picasso
i will paint (teet teet)
my words of love with your name on
every wall!

it sounds pretty alright, even a tinge of profoundness but HELL the "singer" and the electro effects could make even a hardened South Korean anti-WTO protester pack his bags and run from HK instantly.

jeh

Thursday, December 15 3:10 PM

barney takes on 2pac's "Hit 'em up"
crazy russian
don't leave your webcam on

sourced from PORKNAY aka girl-who-keeps-sending-porn-to-me.

jeh

12:52 PM

classical music and windsor ties
link has been fixed!
does anyone know the name of this song?

do the windsor tie
it's nice, fun and easy.
compliments of butlersguild.com

after that, please get back to your dec hw if you have any.
=)

jeh

1:51 AM

looking at the mini photo collage of photographs from the whole of this year just infront of my desk; orientation, a4 and othello lit pdn, memories of the year gone by just breezed through like a mini new yr's eve flashback. It was like barely yesterday that our mini s8 clan met at kerui's house. now the big guy's in the army and the only stay overs we're gonna have are like. in an indefinate period from now. It was also still fresh in my memory, that temporary lapse of judgement and sanity that probably spurred me to do 56 hrs at the celebration tree at orchard. sadly it's been moved to tampines.. albeit more boring this year.. and with people whom i hardly recognise now. the whole team's been changed. but celebration tree@orchard last year was real memorable. partly due to the fact that i had zero 'holiday' hw?. It shld be considered a sin just to call such work "holiday" homework. it's cruel. what's worse is that the deadlines are set in the HOLIDAY itself. that's...ludicrous. anyway, i suddenly realized that i've come to point that i had to decide between 2 choices. and i unknowingly actually went ahead with one of them. and it's something that i've never regretted ever since. sadly i have to say this.. some friends are more worthwhile having than others.. let's just hope my uurm. newly placed trust isn't betrayed. Reading through SM it sometimes invokes a sense of deja vou in me. really. people change like the seasons of the year. perhaps it might do some good to set the wheels of change spinning and not be stuck in our old, set mentalities.

changing those damned old photos in the collage prob marked the start of it.

jeh

Tuesday, December 13 10:20 PM

reading through SM (and the notes bedhind), i stumbled across the meaning of my name.
Jonathan is the epitome of devoted loyalty in his relation to David, king of...
like wow even if that was true what's the use of devotion and loyalty in modern time man.

jeh

Monday, December 12 3:08 PM

amusing signs found in china

read the english side. There's one clause talking about supersition and 'hitting the pipe' being prohibited in the park. Lol.

THIS IS THE CLASSIC. HAHAHHAAHA.

okokok so laughing at other's mistakes is bad and mean. so i shld just take it easy. just like this shop =)

and get enlightened at the shop of god.

interestingly the fullteam shop for human is just next to god (:

perhaps they're all led by the Headbuilding.
(which is actually a hair salon!)

this evil laughter's gotta stop or else i'll be owned just this this grp of
policemen .

in the mean time how abt some toilet buffet? jus pay the entry fee and you can 'eat' till u drop. ok gross. no pun intended there.

overall i certify china to be a nice place. Just like how they deemed this a nice store.

the food's not bad too. and i refer to the taste.

and oh thanks for the gift =)

Proper photos and probably more literate and comprehensible ones are at http://community.webshots.com/user/jonathanbok

jeh

Sunday, December 11 3:25 PM

amanda's influencing me.
i'm beginning to live in denial.
just logging on to aspire and seeing all those hellish pop up reminders abt all those holiday assignments is making me think
no this can't be
it can't be happening. no.

jeh

1:12 AM

let me tell you something
all this controversy stirred up since NS defaulter mr pianist came back to sg has somehow made me start to fear NS. I used to think, ladeedar okay here comes NS i think i'm ready and all prepared for it. Perhaps it's because alot of people i know have already been called up, some even botak already. It's starting to make me feel like, bloody hell life's not gg to be as good in camp. And maybe add on the fact that mr philsbury/mark tan is even training (hell knows for what LOL). it's.. disturbing.
my enlistment check-up date's gonna come around damn real soon. damn lah damndamndamndamndamn damnit.

jeh

Thursday, December 8 8:49 PM

i'm in macau int'l airport now. the plane got delayed. and it's only coming in 2hrs from now. =x and the estimated arrival in sg is at 02.05am tmr.
francine juz told me there's sumthing i gotta attend in sch tmr at 8am.
cool. which gives me abt 4hrs sleep.
the perils of flying on a budget airline named after an animal.

jeh