Sunday, June 29 9:46 AM

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IRON CHEF IS ON SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM! =]
Eastside Treats (Part One)

Japan is the land of wind and ghosts, of Hentai games and enema omelets, and most relevant to this article it is the land of slightly unnerving snack foods. Peter from J-List has done me the honor of sending some "tasty treats" across the Pacific for my review purposes and I am happy to inform you, and in some cases warn you, about what's cookin' in Japan. Keep in mind that these aren't delicacies like truffle and Homard Lobster served with caviar, these are just run of the mill snack items that you could probably pick up at a gas station in Japan. Well, maybe not at a gas station as we know them. In Japan a gas station consists of a tunnel covered with blinking lights and anime characters where you slide your credit card into a cartoon penguin that shoots gasoline and treats out of its eyes.

Let's proceed to part one of the smorgasbord since I already have a stomach ache from eating all of this frigging chocolate and weird marshmallow crud.


If Kaga eat whole green peppers I assume he would enjoy the "Cookie Hamburger Fudge Things".

jeh

Wednesday, June 25 7:23 PM

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jonathan wonders whether anyone actually reads my blog?

jeh

Tuesday, June 17 11:19 PM

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oh yes yes i finally found a way to edit the template's original html code :]!! i'm so happie & proud of it!

jeh

11:04 PM

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something i found in my intranet account.
looks dumb..

chio man :]

jeh

Monday, June 16 10:00 PM

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i buried a whole family of snails and a cockroach :] ugh. what disgustin beasts. they gathered round together and were doing some squishy stuff! gross.

die snails die!!
die cockroaches die!!!

i dun really have anythin against these insects. but once they start invading my territory..

boom boom boom! die die die!~

jeh

12:42 PM

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jeh

Friday, June 13 9:36 PM

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Sec 4E boys
Please see Mrs de Souza ,English Classroom 1 on the ground floor
0900 to 1100
Tuesday 17th June



I'm horribly forgetful.

jeh

Thursday, June 12 2:56 PM

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*the bus was rocking profusely up and down on the road*
"i love this bus driver man. just like ur dad!"

" *grin* last time my dad argued with my mum and we were all in the car. he drove at like 120! the angrier he gets, the faster he drives"

"and you weren't wearing any seat belts.."

*grins again*

pei rui has such a interestin family :] like father like son.

jeh

Wednesday, June 11 11:02 PM

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all saints - under the bridge

boring day for me. morning 8+ went to sch for bio. didn't understand a thing abt heredity =( well mabbe half. lemme see. TT stands for ALL TALL. Tt stands for Dominant tallness and recessive shortness? chimalogy. our class wasn't involved in e other lessons cos we weren't scheduled for today so we were dismissed at sumthing like 10.20 or 10.30. so i accompanied pei rui to siglap centre's mac. sat there for 15mins cos we were waitin for KFC to open. we're a bunch of lame asses. waitin in mac to go to kfc :] lols. jonathan learns that pei rui is a count dracula when it comes to food prices. we spent like 10-15mins debating whether to eat kfc or mac. then we decided on kfc. then came round 2. that donkey couldn't decide whether to buy the buddymeal or the snack and (sumthing..forgot the name) meal. then we decided on the buddy meal. paid $5 while he enjoyed a 5 cent discount =P he paid only $4.95. nvms. jonathan isn't a calculative freak :]
everythin came. then he looked at the buddy meal poster on the window. he was wonderin why we didn't get the kfc bucket (unlike in the poster). appears (after lookin MUCH closer to the poster) there's a sticker pasted over the bucket on the poster. didn't go and read what was on e poster tho. lazy.won't get to read it again anyway.they tore down the poster.today's the last day for that buddy meal thing. kfc is a freakin con artist man!! they rob poor peeps like me of my $5 and give me tiny scraps of chicken =P tmd. now i remember why i hate kfc so much.

lols. pei rui is sucha damn funny guy :] he appears to be damn quiet in class but that guy can crack lotsa dumb jokes when we're out. he even tells me of all his catching lizards, iguanas, fishes, toads and snakes adventures. yup. i was with him on monday's class chalet at the SAF changi chalet. then we had to walk this dark road out to the main road coz his dad doesn't know e way into the chalet. but we like stopped in the middle of the tanah merah bridge. u should go there at like 11-12 at nite. beautiful scenery. the water was so damn calm and peaceful.. and at that time hardly anyone was around. lols. along the road, he and tong hwa caught 2 toads. then kenneth and i had a dumb idea of walkin like zombies to scare the hell outta passing drivers =] if a car came, we'll stop walkin and stare blankly at the guy :] how dumb. pei rui's dad finally came after like 30 mins? i like his dad man. lols. stylo. he watches the full 45mins of the chinese news! then he'll like pick up the business times. lols and i love the way his old man drives too. he drives at 100 on a normal road like simei road. COOL!!! lols. pei rui sat at the front. and i doubt both of them were wearing seat belts. what a great experience riding his dad's car man ;]

sigh. sch tomorrow. chem at 8.
polymers, alcohols, carboxylic acids.
yawn.

jeh

Tuesday, June 10 11:22 PM

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another one of jonathan's lame shit stuff.
wanna have a handsome/pretty kid? just give them these names!


guy
- andrew (2)
- wilfred/william (2)
- lucas/lukas (3)

girl
-cheryl/sheryl (5)
- jessica (5)
-michelle (3)
- jamie (3)
-alicia (3)
- rachel (2)
- bernice (2)
- serene (2)



jeh

10:51 PM

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link - samantha lee
link - jas ng

jeh

12:14 AM

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jean danker!
see her? :]

jeh

Sunday, June 8 6:38 PM

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jonathan was supposed to go to.....
acsi
Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)


which secondary school (singapore) should you be in?
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jeh

Friday, June 6 9:38 PM

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remember the grandstand at our old campus? the sports complex with the words victoria - thy sons are we ? it's been painted over by the occupying school!
the mural which stood along the PIE for almost 10 years has been turned into a sorry shade of white.

jeh

6:19 PM

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jonathan went to throw boomerangs.
jonathan got hit by the same boomerang he threw.
jonathan now has a deep cut on his chin =(

jeh

Thursday, June 5 8:38 PM

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A qoute from someone's msn nick: Don't always look on the bright side of life, you may get blinded.

My chinese teacher is the ultimate symbol of independence man :] she's approching her 50s and yet she's still not married! and not like she's ugly or what.. can see that she "was" a chiobu 20-30 years ago? =D and she takes the bus with all the guys to school everyday.. lives with her parents.. even provides for her parents! and she goes travellin too.. alone! that time she said she was damn scared in the London Underground because she's the only woman with black hair and she's not that tall too :] then there was another time she nearly got stranded in france i think.. cos Air France was having a strike. she even went travelling to venice! woah. kow tow to her ah. street smart.

jeh

Wednesday, June 4 11:18 PM

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all american rejects
- swing, swing

the new vs suxx like mad. the canteen's closed. the pond has no fishies. the hall is small and hot like &*(%!! ~ my form class is on the 7th level!! marathon every morning. they caught those handphone & wallet thiefs. they were frm 4H and 2 of em got public caning. ugh. this principal is damn sick man. he handles everything with a cane! then the dm gave a dumb lecture sayin that he doesn't want to see us at PP. sheesh. how many other schools are already invading that place by the thousands! and KC is literally everywhere there! oh man. dun think ever St Pat's is a gd school. they're rotten! e only thing i like abt them would probably be cos they share the same uniform as us? so when we take off our badges they won't know who's who. yup. i hate wearing uniforms in public. you kinda attract stares from everyone.

those peeps have lotsa money to build a pond, have 3 lifts and have these modern but crazily small green bubble-tea shop chairs, but they dun have the $ to aircon the hall ~ talk about good financial management. walked over to VJC for lunch break and along e way realized that vjc girls are so bitchy and dao-lookin! hmf. mabbe they're 99.99% from dunman high?! dao arrhh..

i'm cycling to sch tomorrow man. I'm not gonna take 2 bueses to go home when i can cycle! :] cycling is so damn fun!imagine cycling to sch everyday =D hmm. gotta ask jessica how to change the blog template one day. this design suck. i wanna design my own!

i miss lotsa my old friends =( wilfred, cong, rayner, antonious etc.
sigh. i wish i had a close best friend now. it's detrimental having to do lotsa things urself.

jeh

Tuesday, June 3 6:09 PM

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gonna be a busy week for me.
copying my chinese essays and doing mock exams.
killers.

jeh

Monday, June 2 11:24 PM

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link - julin

i get diarrhoea and stomach cramps frequently =( male version of menstruration?
oh man. it's so pain it hurts. jonathan discovered today that channel 5 lurves to show crappy shows in the afternoon :] that iron chef show was already dumb enuff.. then they replaced it with some kung fu fighting show with a hilarious lookin old KUNGFU MASTER =] this guy looked like a walking clown dressed in monk overalls and a beard so long that it almost reached the floor! he sat on a pedestral and they had this mad song playing in the background that made the show so damn dumb and funny! it's so dumb that it's funny :] i used to watch iron chef occasionally when i come home. to laugh my lungs out.

tommow's our 1st day at Siglap Link =] yay! everythin new. even the tables are damn modern and ang moh lookin! They're light green and the chairs are like bubble-tea shop chairs =] chio chio. sigh. the old man didn't provide us with lockers. looks like they want us to break our bones carrying such hazardous and life-threatening weights of bounded-paper. i wonder why everyone's gettin hooked-up nowadays.. eric has that cassandra person (well which is why i haven't heard from him in donkey ages. well.. watcha gonna do.. he always denies it but you can't believe everything he asserts right? besides, he has a bad habit of exaggeration.) grace and her ahem. roziman. and cheryl..uh..cheryl and somebody lah.

i won't be surprised if lennard or lester is reading this now. wanna read, READ!
but keep your less-than-flattering comments in your mind =]

politcally-correct statements. you can get away with murder with that =)
i came across a CLEO mag this afternoon. cool.. lotsa stuff regarding fashion, relationships and marriage stuff there. no wonder ernie likes it!

gotta go. busy day tom.
seeya laterr.







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