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i bumped into my lower sec science teacher at my school!
then he talked abt why i decided to leave blah blah blah.
told him i lurve biology =]
jeh
11:04 PM--
jeh
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must be sum girl's sch day or sth. anyways recently teachers been tellin us stories abt girl's schs =P must be wanna get our attention i guess. mrs de said the diff btw a boy's and girl's sch is that when you scold a guy frm a boy's sch, he juz nods n nods his head and forgets everythin you say after that =] when u scold a girl frm a girl's sch, she remembers every word u said and she hates u till e end of the world for that and give u a dragon face =P sounds like a dog n cat. lols there's another story. mr lee told us that in his sji sec 1 class, he had a guy who drank dilute HCL juz to impress e teacher :] loser. in e end the teacher didn't give a nut abt him.
jeh
9:06 PM--
-idea!-
jeh
8:31 PM--
blog mavis
jeh
6:23 PM--
sounds like sum retro 70's song
jeh
11:14 AM--
should've traded in e fone so he can't take it away frm me =]
jeh
--
>>
>> In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), most
>> people have already got use to Paying And Paying (PAP).
>> Not only do you pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not
>> enough, somebody will still
>> Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) more from you. So what more can you
>>do when youare in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
>> When you are sick, you might be able to use your Cash Prior to
>> Funeral (CPF) fund, but if you happen to be admmited to the
>>MoneyOperatingHospital (MOH) its only one time use.
>> If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart
>> (NUH).to treat you and you will be Sure to Give-up Hope (SGH) .
>> To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On
>>Expressway(COE).If
>> that doesnt help our rulers, they can always Eternally Raise
>>Prices =ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a car, you can make a
>>Mad Rush to the train (MRT) or get squashed in a bus, Side By Side
>>(SBS). with fellow sardines.
>> Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places
>>where we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go
>>because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Anyway
>>(SENTOSA).
>> At the end of the day, living in Singapore is quite frustrating.
>>Even to the extent of hearing people complaining 'Now Everyone's
>>Water At Toilet Eventually Recycled' (NEWATER).
>>
>>No wonder the SARS (Singaporeans Are Really Scared) cases are on
>>the rise!
>>
>> You tell me lah, should I be a quitter or a stayer?
hawhaw
some of em quite 'inyourface' tho.
Water At Toilet Eventually Recycled' (NEWATER)
corny.
tomorrow's e CL mock exam!!
save me!
jeh
--
HIM. starting to hate him alot. it's like he thinks he's damn great. the only reason why i talk to him is becos he's the monitor. english rep need to pass info to the monitor lor. other than that i don't likke engaging in a conversation with him. blardy guai lan likes to look down on me. learning frm mecaiyer now. i won't hesitate to have an all out war with him. finally feel that independence is e best. i walk alone. so what? u'll neva know when your closest "friend" will turn arnd and stab you.
CL Oral yesturday. topic was on teenage suicide cases. CL teacher asked me whether i had suicidal thoughts before. could literally see her eyes pop out when she heard my answer. guess that middle-aged lady wouldn't expect me to have problems too.
i'm not harbouring racialist ideals or have anything against this ethnic group, but i'm starting to dislike a certain ethnic group alot. especially the dark couloured one. they seem to think they're in their own world and look down on others. yes. HIM is from this ethnic grp. noticed that it's only in times of hardship then will you see true friends. currently feel that grace seems to understand me alot. mabbe cos she went thru e same thing last time. said that she had a spat with bimbo serene over this girl vivian. no not that lesbo kind. seems that they both were split over how diff each other were. so they gradually drifted apart. sounds familiar here huh.
ugh. but every negative side has a positive factor. i now realize how nice some people are to me now =] realized that cheryl cares abt me too! yup made frens with this malay guy Zul frm my e maths class. malays are quite nice pple if u view then in a comical manner. friends with eileen now too. also realizing how impt parents are too. chuang shi ji muz be rubbing onto me =P bummer. too bad chuang shi ji will be showin their last episode this sat. zili eventually died. =D gd gd. evil pple eventually get punished. suddenly remembered my friends at pingyi sec. yupyup altho i left that place 2yrs ago but i still miss e peeps there =] n although i moved to a rich-brat sch but i'm still pingyian like =P last-min studyin, foolin arnd and all. e pple there are so heartwarming :]
sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
hmm.
jeh
--
1.lotsa things to complete today.
maths classwrk,
ss 4A structured Q,
chi tuition informal letter
learn ting xie~
+ biology essay!!
1st period. Biology. lazy woman didn't come to school again. so we expected a sub to come. instead, the principal came!!
and asked us to write some crap abt the joys =] oif studyin biology. i wrote abt the digestive system blah blah blah. my fren dared me to write abt sexual reproduction =P that hum ji peng wrote about biotechnology instead.
2nd period. study hall =] i finally finished my ss structured Q! (after delayin it since last nite)
3rd perdio: english. the teacher's father-in-law passed away. so she didn't come. yupp. it's real. was even shown in the newspaper. and oh-happy-day =] our fav. guy came again! Principal came to our modest G2C =D this time he came to teach us abt nouns,verbs, propositions etc. interestin =) he studied literature and english at uni. no wonder he's da big shot now. he wanted to make me write another essay. i told him i already gave it to the monitor. lols. and i was probably the only guy in our grp who dared to do chinese in an english class while the principal was sitting right infront of me. yupp. i'm a nerd. i sit rite infront of e teacher's desk. Brave Monkey :]
Now: finished my chi tuition! yay!
Next: e maths class at tampines =( bummer. won't be back till 10pm+.
when i come back: learn 3A ting xie!! how to learn 60words in one night
wish me gd luck. bubye!
jeh
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anyone? *looks all round*
jeh
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i come back today and find 55 porno ads, dept increment, mortgage loan and breast implant (!!!) spam mails in my inbox.
jeh
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hawhaw. then i can make sure my bro can't delete my stuff anymore :]!
jeh
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i'm goin to attack paper 1 and score so blardy well for my paper 2 sentence structure and comprehension that i make e examiner who marks my script lose so much face that he wun dare to mark a fantastic script like mine again :]
CL Oral: Mon 21/4 2.15pm (4F)
i noticed a trend. you tend to score high marks for oral if you can make the examiner laugh. laugh as nt in he laughs at how pathetic you are, but laugh at the tone and way you speak. contradictory but it works! =D
jeh
4:17 PM--
How can you see into my eyes
like open doors.
Leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb.
Without a soul
my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home.
(Wake me up.
Wake me up inside.
I can't wake up.
Wake me up inside.
Save me.
Call my name and save me from the dark.
Wake me up.
Bid my blood to run.
I can't wake up.
Before I come undone.
Save me.
Save me from the nothing I've become.)
Now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me.
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life.
[Chorus]
Bring me to life.
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside.
Bring me to life.
Frozen inside without your touch,
without your love, darling.
Only you are the life among the dead.
All of this sight
I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark
but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a 1000 years it seems.
I've got to open my eyes to everything.
Without a thought
Without a voice
Without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something wrong.
Bring me to life.
[Chorus]
Bring me to life.
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside.
Bring me to life
jeh
--
hmm. bio lesson today.
sexual reproduction ":] interestin stuff.
an abnormal person is defined as a person having more/less than the normal 46 chromosones in a single cell.
mmm.. also realized that the female -ahem- parts are very diff frm the male! =]
our teacher also mentioned this medical condition called undescended testicles.!!!
males get that because they visit too many spas and suanas, been riding too many 2-wheeled vehicles or simply 'they' got stuck up "there"
ROTFL. No further explanation needed =]
also talked to a malay fren during the study period.
said that many malay girls aren't virgins anymore
even said he tried it before
he doesn't need to prove it =] i'm very sure he did it before!
his main aim in girl: f*** 1st, see later. he doesn't really care abt the girl actually.
my gawd. didn't know he went for one-nite-stands~
so much sex-related stuff in one-day
jeh
--
"Somewhere I Belong"
(When this began)
I had nothing to say
And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me
(I was confused)
And I let it all out to find
That I’m not the only person with these things in mind
(Inside of me)
But all that they can see the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I’ve got left to feel
(Nothing to lose)
Just stuck, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own
[Chorus]
I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain I’ve felt so long
(Erase all the pain till it’s gone)
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m close to something real
I wanna find something I’ve wanted all along
Somewhere I belong
And I’ve got nothing to say
I can’t believe I didn’t fall right down on my face
(I was confused)
Looking everywhere only to find
That it’s not the way I had imagined it all in my mind
(So what am I)
What do I have but negativity
’Cause I can’t justify the way, everyone is looking at me
(Nothing to lose)
Nothing to gain, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own
[Repeat Chorus]
I will never know myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel anything else until my wounds are healed
I will never be anything till I break away from me
I will break away, I'll find myself today
[Repeat Chorus]
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m somewhere I belong
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m somewhere I belong
Somewhere I belong
jeh
10:57 PM--
i find i lurve history more.
jeh
10:55 PM--
-stay tuned-
jeh
10:53 PM--
yandao kia =]
jeh
10:19 PM--
>
> > >
>
> > > ONE DAY at TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL -
>
> > > Center for Communicable Disease
>
> > >
>
> > > This story was told by a nurse...and she swears this really
>
> > > happened on her ward.
>
> > >
>
> > > A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with an mask over his
>
> > mouth.
>
> > >
>
> > > A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
>
> > > "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask,
>
> > > "Are my testicles black?"
>
> > >
>
> > > Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******,
>
> > > I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
>
> > >
>
> > > He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
>
> > >
>
> > > Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash
>
> > > your face and hands."
>
> > >
>
> > > The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little
>
> > > distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
>
> > >
>
> > > "Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
>
> > >
>
> > > Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.
>
> > >
>
> > > She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama
>
> trousers,
>
> > >
>
> > > moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled
>up
>
> > >
>
> > > the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
>
> > > "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
>
> > >
>
> > > At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again,
>
> > "I SAID.... Are my TESTS RESULTS BACK .....!! ???"
hawhaw =P
jeh
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!!!
:] dumm dee dum.
jeh
8:57 PM--
! no wonder she's goin so crazee and nuttie these few days =P
yupyup should've listened to my mum =( i should've gone to my daddie's condo to finished my stuff!!
i only stay at home and sleep like a peeg =P donkey me wanted to finish my biology essay today but the bed sucked me to three little peegies land and before i knew it it wuz 7pm and my mum was naggin me to eat dinner =P
hahaz today we had chem. moments of disaster
i now know why chem teachers always nag at you not to smell fumes comin out of e test tube!!
i mixed nitric acid and ammonium hydroxide together and p0of. THE SMELL WAS HEAVENLY!! i felt like i was on cloud 9
it made the sewer smell like the a bed of roses and donkey me put my nose right above the test tube =D greatest stuff i ever smelled before =P
tHAT'S NOT E END!!
still have episode 2
teacher sae mus heat nitric acid gently =) i probably boiled that acid like a bowl of tonic soup.
hahaz and the hot acid flew off of the test tube nearly hit CJG =) luckie for me he wuz not around =P otherwise i'll probably be at the police HQ now
some of it got onto my key chain too~ and my key chain (which was previously grey in colour) turned black~
i din know nitric acid is so explosive and crazee =P
hmm. i remeber in my sec2 D&T lesson the bench drillin machine took my acrylic piece and smashed it to bits cos i didn't atatch the
F-clamp properly
The Prince of Disaster
jeh
--
it's true.
aliens are gay. that's y there's so few of em around! :]
i'm full of crap these days =P
goot nite
bubye!
jeh
1:12 AM--
nutties
nut (singular) nutties (plural)
Defn: a group of people with weird and crazee ideas =P
ladeedars
jessica lurves to say this :]
dum dee dumm. hoo humm
blubbery!
jeh
--
the aircon at my daddie's condo is cold like nutties
hahaz i turned down the temp to 21deg and when i woke up in e morn, the window was fill of water droplets :] looks like daikin aircon corp. should make freezers too =P
yupyup livin alone was so damn fun!! no naggin.. no icq n no msn to temp me away frm my lovely
ten yr series and textbks 
my tys and tb are so chio n sexy :] u can hardly find anythin written on it except for the golden Bok Fu Ann Jonathan vs4E'03 words written on e front page
i'm going nutties
jess is infecting me =P
this smilie is so damn dumb lookin :]
jeh
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Study Camp!
Whud a dumb idea =P i basically coop myself up in my dad's condo until i finish all my homework =P the next time i return home will be like.. When i come home to type my SS Essay? or mabbe when i visit my grandma's place :] if i can find e crazee time.
so much to do. so little time.
tata`
seeya in 1-2 days :]
jeh
--
smilies and pic attachments are so damn fun
goin to sgh. not sars.(choy!!) dental checkup. that doc's gonna flip cos i didn't wear my braces =P hoo hum. dum dee dum. ladeedars :]
gd nite!
jeh
10:59 PM--
eileen changed her look
and she saed she dun use makeup.
the wonders 1 year can do :]
*she's e one with long hair if u forgot.*
she's not dread dead gorgeous but least it's betta and less eye-straining than last time :]
jeh
1:25 PM--
I juz lurve this pic :]
jeh
12:43 PM--
The root of all evil. duneva be money minded. be like me! modest n poor :]
Shania Twain
Ka-Ching
We live in a greedy little world--
that teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly--
then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
We've created us a credit card mess
We spend the money we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
[Chorus:]
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when
you get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
[Repeat Chorus]
Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your wallet
Oh
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
[Repeat Chorus]
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka-ching!
jeh
--
he has just noticed that rock guitarists like to jump about the stage and bang their groin with an electric guitar and noticed that the drumnist (is that what you call that guy?) loves to shake his head profusely like a 5-yr old boy refusing to go to the potty. One does wonder how these artistes can do all that and still produce such high-quality music at e same time
Rock bands are so colourful and interestin
argh gotta draw up a new schedule masn
They tripled our homework assignments! Abuse of computers act. They can get arrested for doing such inhumane , unreasonable acts of cruelty.
CHEMISTRY x3
mid-yr 2002 - completed! yay!
mid-yr 2001
mid-yr 2000
Assignment -
Acids, Bases & Salts - done!!
Redox Reactions - done!!
Chemical Calculation (1) - dunno dun care.
Chemical Calculation (2) - dunno dun care.
+ worksheets frm mr Lee (sun) resume: 20/4
PHYSICS
Sec 4 Physics Assignment - damn. aint done that yet.
Updated Homework from textbook
Section A Section B
Pg 350
Q 1 to 5
Q 2, 5, 7(b), 8(a)
Pg 361
Q 1 to 5
Q 1, 6, 7
BIOLOGY
Sec 4 Biology*
Assignment (print)- aint done that yet.
(OPTIONAL) :]!!
Additional practice (no need to submit)
1) Sec 4 mid-year 2002 paper 1
2) Sec 4 mid-year 2002 paper 2
E MATHS
Sec 4
Revision Exercise Three ( Paper 1 & 2 ). - finished!!
Revision Exercise Four ( Paper 1 & 2 ).
+final-yr specimen paper em(nor) resume: 15/4
ENGLISH
Aint done this yet.
Sec 4
1. You are the President of your CCA.
Write a report of between 250 - 300 words for the school newsletter, describing your CCA activities, so as to attract new members.
Add relevant details to cover all 5 of the following points:
- activities planned for 2003
- achievements of your CCA
- personal interviews with 2 members
- community service
- personal growth
Add a title to your report.
CHINESE!!!
Write reviews on TWO newspaper articles between 250 to 300 words(One local & one world news) - grrr..Write one essay: ÈËÃdz£ËµÏÖ´úÉç»áÖÐÈËÓëÈ˵ĹØϵԽÀ´Ô½ÀäÄ®£¬È±·¦ÎÂÇé¡£µ«ÊÇ·¢ÉúÁËÕâ¼þʺ󣬸ıäÁËÎҵĿ´·¨¡£Ð´³öÊÂÇé·¢ÉúµÄ¾¹ýÓëÄãµÄ¸ÐÊÜ¡£
SOCIAL STUDIES
Sec 4
Social Studies
Chapter 2:
People: A Country's Most Precious Resource Complete all graphic organisers from Work Book 4A pg 14-19
Do the Source Based Questions pgs 20 - 23
Chapter 4:
Sustaining Singapore's Development in the 21st Century
Complete all graphic organisers from Work Book 4B pgs 6-9
jeh
11:16 AM--
jeh
10:22 AM--
link eileen
jeh
--
jeh
6:23 PM--
then my date decided to play hide n seek at 2am but we ended up lying on each other on the grass star gazing.
i can only remember that we "played" hide n seek at some hdb park and that my date looked like kim from that Growing Up show.
sigh. if only dreams came true.
jeh
6:08 PM--
pls change ur bookmarks. tks.
jeh
12:25 PM--
grace's pissed off with me =P
cos mainly i forgot to reply to her sms.
so petty
i juz found out that my grandmother used to be frm mgs
jeh
--
wo de ou xiang!!
jeh
12:15 AM--
uncle was tellin me just now that he went thru one way back in 1960..
his sec 1 teacher brought them there.
so damn exciting sia. he said they started frm bukit merah and tunneled all e way to the top of Labrador Hill!
seems that they were built by the british back in 1812 or something.
i'll do anythin to have an adventure like that.
jeh
12:13 AM--
she's labelling pple as "her friends" and "acquaintances"
like fish man. if you dun like me then jsut say it lar.
it ****ing pisses pple off to see this kinda stuff.
be honoured if it's sent TO you, and not under Cc..I know who I want to consider as a friend...most of you are just acquaintances and there for the company...i dont have much, or maybe any friends at all....so if its To u, be happy....the Cc, i just wanna see.....
ÃÛ®ô®Å£ôW
she's sucha ***tty b*tch.
i should block her. but my sense of humanity stops me from doing that.
jeh
--
i was typin an email then everything juz closed and went up in smoke
argh. heck.
i doubt anyone will reply to that email anyway.
kinda relieved that it didn't get sent out too.
jeh
3:23 PM--
lightning struck and sent my modem to heaven. now usin my uncle's modem. gotta get a new modem mans
$40.
been busy doin my hmewrk studyin in e past 2 or 3 days. my dad's apartment isn't that bad. only thing is that it get's damn quiet there sometimes. even noticed that the plmgss neighbour of mine only does her hmewrk at nite. well mabbe sum pple conc betta at nite. i used to like the dead night. the cool air.. the quaint silence.. now dun really like it anymore. maybe maturity has eroded my sense of humility.
i developed a headache yesturday. too much aircon i guess.
self-pity is so glorifying.
poor me. poor boy.
jeh
--
jonathan has suddenly n shockingly realized how much hmewrk he has.
uh huh uh huh. no joke. i'm dead serious!
jeh
11:18 PM--
School's starting in 4 days and i like only completed half of my 2002 chem and E Maths paper 1?
Still have:
- complete half 2002 chem and complete EM (w) paper 2.
-4 chem worksheets (3+3+2+1[4x essay])
-english letter (250-300)
-physics worksheet, (conductors in a magnetic field)
-biology tys (10Q)
-biology essay WB
-toot- 4 full days left. biology not so urgent cos we have 1 more day due to our timetable.
my frens knew abt this earlier cos they check eir vs accounts regularly.
I've been away frm e comp in e last 2 days.argh.already lost 2 days. gotta make use of the remaining 4days PRECIOUSLY.
sheesh. gonna plan now. gonna wake up damn early frm now on.full force.yeah baby.
day 1: complete all the 'otang' work. eg bio essay WB, chem 2002 and em paper 2. remaining time (if available): start on chem 4x ws.
day 2: continue chem 4x, start physics magnetic conductors.
day 3: english letter, biology 10x TYS
day 4: all other work left undone.
arh. gotta work damn hard man. peer pressure
saw the plmgss neighbour of mine doin her work everynite~ scary.
i'm gonna make a plan. if i can't finish my work, i won't go home
yeah man. what's so scarie abt being alone at 1-2am+ in a 3-room condo
my daddie did it last nite. slept all alone in e condo. hah. intensive studying in progress. make way. honourable jonathan ain't no force to be reckoned with. uh huh uh huh. wanna do it den go all the way. mai hum ji
jeh