Wednesday, February 26 11:33 PM

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yay!
jasmine remembered me =) (even tho i smsed her like 6 times n she didn't reply?)
heyy buddie ! i'm so touched and moved to tears =P

jeh

Tuesday, February 25 11:32 PM

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anna taught me sumthing today =)
Cantonese pple are very superstious.
When the cantonese were under rule by the british in e past, they called their colonal governemnt "guai lo" =) which literally means evil person in cantonese.
my ancestors were so creative =D

jeh

11:23 PM

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blardy thigns to do today:

CL jian bao!
CL informal letter (late!!)
CL wb! (late by 2 weeks =P)
EL Compre 3.

jeh

10:57 PM

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that joker darius took my wallet and wreaked chaos and havoc to it!!!
no wonder i couldn't find my ez-link card. that hyperactive boy hid it behind my atm card!
and that joker loves to swap my notes! his notes couldn't be read by e machine -faint-
my gawd.
that boy has too much energy.
hyperactive boy =P

jeh

Monday, February 24 6:31 PM

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yoyoyo
we went to pulau bukom today! (the shell oil refinery there)
oil oil everywhere =P whad a fantastic place. the network of pipes on that place is 700km long!!
madness~ if u place the pipes end on end, they'll reach penang.
oil techinicians are paid $$$$ too!! $1,200 a month (basic sal only). u haven't i/c the allowances and bonuses!
waHhh =P and that's only for a technician!

sheesh. 1 whole mountain of homewrk today mans =( looks like have to stay up late. Cannot watch chuang shi ji =(

jeh

6:12 PM

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horrifying hmewrk due tomorrow

- EL Compo 3
- Chemistry wb
- E Maths
- E Maths (tuition one)

- CL informal letter (late!!)
- CL wb (late!!)
- CL Compo
- Physics wb

my gawd. *faint*

jeh

Sunday, February 23 11:33 PM

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yoyoyo
i just realized that my site isn't 'fully' down!
see the "Abt Me" link on the right? it's my webpage!
Looks like i forgot to delete e other pages =P oh well. i'll juz leave it as it is.

And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow oonnnn....

You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame


yeaH yeaAh
Robbiee!! =)!!
I'm goin nuts~

jeh

11:12 PM

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Interestin stuff.
This song like's.. talkin abt the dark side of life.
The undergound.
Very offensive and vulgar lyrics.

EMINEM
"Superman"
(feat. Dina Rea)


yoyoy0~ i removed e song. whyy?

Robbie's bettaa =P
i lurvree robbieEee!! (well.. as a singer lah.dun get ur horns involved.)
yeaH. Robbie =)!!
nahh.. i removed it cos the song's so damn long!! And it's quite vulgar too..
jess may think i'm tryin to insult her or sth. anywaes.. she still my fren =P
ritee buddiee?? =D

jeh

11:09 PM

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!

you know..
i wonder why must nice girls be "bent in nature". cheryl's quite a nice person. jasmine (dono for what reason) likes to look at chiobus. some things of nature u'll never know why.

jeh

11:02 PM

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Robbie Williams
Strong


this song is so damn shuai =P i can listen to dis 9999 times and neva get bored of it!
yay!! tomorrow we're goin to Pulau Bukom! =] Look at e Shell Refinery.
got a match or cigar lighter? *heheh*


jeh

Saturday, February 22 9:56 AM

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Robbie Williams
Strong


My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him

Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge

And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know

And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And it's starting to show so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun

And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow

And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow

And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow

You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song

Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame

Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame

Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame

Life's Short! =)

jeh

Thursday, February 20 5:56 PM

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Due to overwhelming demand and response, here comes Jonathan's Great Chemistry Laws again! =)

Reactivity Series

Anode:
(A - addition. Great oxidation processes always happen here. so when u see anode, think of oxidation. oxidation - addition)
In electroplating reactions, the anode breaks down (ionizes, dissolves) and reduces in size and mass.

Cathode:
This is the great place where you put the object you want to electroplate. If you want to have a golden electroplated cat, by all means, *place that filthy cat at the cathoe* and connect the current! :) tadah! and you've got your golden cat!)
*Don't try this at home.

Rules for electrolysis:
All solutions involved must be compounds of the source object you electroplating. ie, if you want a silver cat, *place your poor cat at the cathode, use silver as the anode and electrolyte must be silver nitrate / sulphate. Connect the current and you've got yourselve a nice cute silver cat!
*Again, Don't ever try this with ur cat.

The Electrochemical (Reactivity) Series - Displaced Substances

Cathode:

K (Potassium) King
N (Sodium) Nelson
Ca (Calcium) Can
M (Magnesium) Make

Al (Aluminium) A
Z (Zinc) Zoo
F (Iron) For
Sn (Tin) Son
Pb (Lead) Philip

H (Hydrogen) He
Cu (Copper) Could
Hg (Mercury) Have
Ag (Silver) A
Pt (Platinum) Piece (of)
Gold (gold lor =P) Gold

Anode:

Sulphate - NEVER DISPLACED Singapore
Nitrate - NEVER DISPLACED Navy
Chloride Cannot
Bromide Be
Iodide In
*Hydroxide Order*

Elements/comounds nearer to the bottom of both series get displaced much easier.

To avoid confusion as to why although hydroxide is lower than sulphate in the electrochemical series but yet hydroxide is still displaced, Dr Jonathan usually reloacates the hydroxide to be above chloride in the anode series. This solves the confusion! But ah ha. My teacher says dun eva do this in your o level =P you'll get penalized. if you really desperately want to follow my method, i suggest that you scribbe it down in pencil but erase it before u haND oin ur script.

All Displacement Reactions are EXOTHERMIC and REDOX in nature.


jeh

Monday, February 17 9:26 PM

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she's back to ignoring me again =(
i'm so stupid. no wonder i hardly have any long term frens..
anywae i shouldn't be thinkin of such sad n pathethic things. making me feel suicidal.
u know i finally figured out what "What do i do when lightning strikes me?" means
what would you do if tomorrow.... i got struck by lightning or hit by a car? go on like you never knew me? come over and spit on my face? or mabbe someone will feed me to e sharks.
it'll be damn interesting to know..
hmm u know.. my literature becums damn gd when i'm sad =)
William Shakespere must've been sad all his life? poor guy. juz like me =(
my mood changes damn fast!! hmm. 2 lines before me i was =). next line i'm =(. and now i'm =) again! yay!
i reallie got to stop thinking of all this =( i'm literally breaking apart.

tomorrow's tuesday!!
my fav weekday dae =)!!!
dat's cos my lessons end at 12.30pm
y? ur darlin boy dropped a maths u donkey =P

den when i go home i haf e maths tuition =D i lurve e tuition claz. so fun! if only 4E was like dat!
butTTttttt.....
i have blardy tonnes of e maths tuition hmewrk mans =( dat's cos our claz had a 2 week break n the teacher purposely chen ji hui to give a lorry load of horrific Vectors homework
vecters suck lorr.. all those farnie signs.
+ i have my dumb chinese CA on wed =( after tuition claz haf to fly home and mememorize dat crazee book

hahaz but i still luurrve tuesday =) got nice show to watchh!























jeh

Sunday, February 16 12:26 AM

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argh
my daddie found my ping yi sec uniform and used it to cover a chair!!
hmmph. juz goes to show how much respect they have for other pple.
luckie i hid e other 2 sets before he used them for worse stuff like wiping the table or polishing the car.

jeh

Saturday, February 15 9:57 PM

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it's damn incredible that my grandma married at 16.
it's supa-incredible lor.
i haven't even kissed someone at this age and she already got married.
makes me feel damn stupid n dumb when i can't even maintain a descent longterm frenship with anyone.


jeh

Thursday, February 13 8:46 PM

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Physics
Static Elect ->Domestic uses of electricity

Chemistry
R. Series -> Electrolysis. (extraction of metals excluded)

Biology
Drugs -> Sexual Reproduction in PLANTS

E Maths
-> C.F, Loci and Transformation

A MAths
-> drop!

EL
-> heck care.

CL
-> madness. Review 1 chapter everyday.

Geogprahy (Elective)
->Development only! SS not i/c.

jeh

8:45 PM

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friday 14/2 - sun 16/2

- CL WB (undefined) to p16
- assembly after recess
- CL extended to 1.30pm

- get a tv tuner card and replace my blardy printer cartride which went bonkers yesturdae at midnight.
- chem (sunday) Q.A
- revise 1 CL chapter everyday. (I HOPE)

jeh

8:21 PM

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i learnt sumthing interesting in bio today =D

It's not biologically possible for a woman to rape a man.
Why? That's coz 1st, the man has to get something called an 'erection'.
But usually if the woman has to go to desperate attempts as to rape a man, that man can't possible be turned on by that woman right?
So, you won't get an erection.
Without an erection, you can never rape a man.

Dun believe? =P go try!

jeh

Wednesday, February 12 11:24 PM

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tsk tsk.
kids these days!
http://members.lycos.co.uk/ahpuneh/pic03902.jpg

jeh

Monday, February 10 5:19 PM

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tmr (11/2)
- em(wong) - test on Cumulative Frequency + Loci
- ss4B excercise 1
- geog CA1 - development
- chem expt 5, last pg
- biology make-up 2.15 - 3pm
- CL remedial changed to friday.




jeh

Sunday, February 9 11:16 PM

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nice tune.

Liberty X - Holding on for you


Sunshine fades to gray
The second I'm away
Minutes turn to hours
Without you
Time keeps marching on
Now summers been and gone
And I'm still here alone
Still waiting.

CHORUS
I'm on my own
A million miles away
Temptation all around
It won't be long
So please be strong
Cos I'm holding on for you

Trust is all it takes
But people make mistakes
Cos we are only human
Lets face it
I struggle through the day
Pretend that I'm okay
I make believe that you're here
Beside me

[Repeat CHORUS]

You are the only one that I truly believe in
So don't ever think that I would ever deceive you baby
Without a doubt you are my rhyme and my reason
And I won't let you down

[Repeat CHORUS]



jeh

11:09 PM

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hey this new template is so damn modern n chio lookin =)
e old one's gone. flew to heaven.
was quite hesitant to delete it tho =( sigh. heck. over means over.
die means die. no use sobbing over it again.


jeh

10:56 PM

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cold war - 11th day.
i must stop sms-ing her man =(
she doesn't reply anyway.
sigh. i'm doomed for life. i juz lost a nice gd fren. n i didn't erven do anythin wrong..

jas is rite.
life is so fugging unfair.
she's always right. wonder why.

haha guess w00t =P
i haf a secret admirer in my chem class!
unbelievabnle huh.
anyways i even know who she is =P so it aint so "secret" anymore.

hmm. today at chem Elsa said: "dun bother abt me. i'm used to being a loner."
u know that sentence struct a cord with me. she's so damn independent sia.
i remember she can mix wif anyone one. it wud be damn great if i could be like her.

jeh

10:08 PM

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my gawd whie suddenly everyone's askin me out?!
grace - go watch 8 Mile. or else..
paddie- go to sports day at haig girl's =P sum church stuff. churches seem to love me.
seng ki- go to church / care grp.
jas- go to her sch's carnival this sat!

madness! and my CA starts on 17/2! that's 1 week away!!!

jeh

Wednesday, February 5 8:25 PM

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i wanna avoid seeing nicholas.
he's onlie 1 class awae frm me.
that guy kinda reminds me of jess.
think i'll avoid walkin near his class frm now on.




jeh

8:14 PM

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today's e 6th day of jessica's cold war.
hmm..let's see how long it lasts.
i'll probably be 6 feet undergound when it ends~
the waiting game.

eric says call her.
grace says forget abt her. she's nt worth waitin for.
florence says dun ignore her. flood her inbox. call her like crazee. i alreadie did that.
i wanted to wrtie her a letta.. but i doubt she'll reply.
mabbe it'll make dis "cold war" even worse.
mabbe she'll erase me frm her memory.

arrgghh. if only i didn't fall for this.
if only i listened to jasmine =(
if only i went back to bein a happie anti-bgr bachelor again.




jeh

Tuesday, February 4 12:01 AM

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You are seeking an affectionate relationship, offering fulfillment and happiness. You are capable of powerful emotional enthusiasm. Deep down, you are a kind loving person, always helpful and willing to adapt yourself if necessary to realize the bond of affection that you desire. But you need the same consideration and understanding from others and it is this need that will sometimes hold you back... so let go, trust and you may pleasantly surprised at what happens.

You are a leader in every sense of the word. You know where you are going and you know what you need to do in order to get there. You exercise an inherent initiative in overcoming obstacles and difficulties. You either hold, or wish to achieve, a position of authority by means of which full control can be exerted over events.

Being a very proud individual, you tend to hold yourself aloof pretending that you are stoical - indifferent to pain and pleasure. This is not so, for in truth you are an extremely emotional individual, one that may make a hasty decision and perhaps regret it at leisure. It is time now to break the bond of detachment and be the 'you' that you would like to be - give vent to your emotions and enjoy yourself.

You are being unduly influenced by the situation that is all around you. You do not like the feeling of loneliness and whatever it is that seems to separate you from others. You know that life can be wonderful and you are anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to live it to the full. You therefore resent any restriction or limitations that are being imposed on you and you insist on going it alone.

You wish to be left in peace... no more conflict and no more differences of opinion. In fact you just don't want to be involved in arguments of any shape or form. All you want is for 'them' to get on with it - accomodate and understand your unusual emotions.

Since in the recent past all of your hopes and aspirations have been denied you, you are now convinced that the future will hold nothing but anxiety so therefore 'why bother?' You would love to get away from it all, to escape from the trials and tribulations of this mundane existence and fall into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, which will protect you from the lack of appreciation and give you the chance to start afresh.

- colorgenic

This thing is so ****ing accurate.


jeh

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